This is the newsletter I recently created to showcase how baller my family is and to create a friendly competition. I would not even mind if things got nasty and non-friendly (or even naan-friendly) because then I would have a better shot at winning (and that would be delicious).
1. Note: Christine is probably going to win. She can hula-hoop with fire
2. Let's reiterate. SHE CAN HULA HOOP WITH FIRE
3. I'm not sure you understand. Please watch this video. There's even a website!
4. I know, Megan is cute. Victoria lost $20 on amazon and has a fake venus flytrap. but Christine can hula-hoop with FIRE. When she moves in gay or straight bars, FLAMES SURROUND HER BODY. HER HIPS DO NOT LIE.
5. The gauntlet has been thrown.
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