Gmail thinks I'm a huge loser

These are the ads I've had on my Gmail in the past few days. Hella targeted advertising.

"Get her back! http://www.getyourexgirlfriendback.com"
"Obese Mobility" scooters
"Designer totes" (oh you know, Totes)
"Free shipping on pudding!"

also, a very important addition: HELLO CARLY!!!!!!!!!!!